Silly Geese Cyclists Don’t Go To Heaven 2025 Shirt
Original price was: $27.95.$19.95Current price is: $19.95.
Standard U.S. Size Chart
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 31in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm |
| 4XL | 86cm | 76cm |
| 5XL | 89cm | 81cm |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 20in |
| 2XL | 28in | 21in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65cm | 41cm |
| M | 66cm | 44cm |
| L | 68cm | 46cm |
| XL | 69cm | 50cm |
| 2XL | 71cm | 53.5cm |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 67cm | 51cm | 88cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 90cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 93cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 95cm |
| 2XL | 78cm | 71cm | 98cm |
| 3XL | 82cm | 76cm | 99cm |
| 4XL | 84cm | 82cm | 100cm |
| 5XL | 86cm | 86cm | 102cm |
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 18 |
| M | 28 | 20 |
| L | 29 | 22 |
| XL | 30 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 46 |
| M | 71 | 51 |
| L | 74 | 56 |
| XL | 76 | 61 |
| 2XL | 79 | 66 |
| 3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 |
| M | 74 | 51 |
| L | 76 | 56 |
| XL | 79 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 | 17 |
| M | 26 | 19 |
| L | 27 | 21 |
| XL | 28 | 23 |
| 2XL | 29 | 25 |
| 3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65 | 44 |
| M | 66 | 49 |
| L | 69 | 54 |
| XL | 71 | 59 |
| 2XL | 72 | 64 |
| 3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 15 |
| S | 19 | 16 |
| M | 20 | 17 |
| L | 21 | 18 |
| XL | 22 | 19 |
| 2XL | 23 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 46 | 39 |
| S | 49 | 40 |
| M | 50 | 42 |
| L | 52 | 44 |
| XL | 53 | 46 |
| 2XL | 55 | 49 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68cm | 51cm | 85cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 88cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 90cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 93cm |
| 2XL | 79cm | 71cm | 95cm |
| 3XL | 81cm | 76cm | 98cm |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 22in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm | 85cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm | 89cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm | 93cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm | 97cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm | 100cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm | 100cm |
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 15 | 12 |
| 3T | 16 | 13 |
| 4T | 17 | 14 |
| 5/6 | 18 | 15 |
| 7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 38 | 30 |
| 3T | 41 | 33 |
| 4T | 43 | 36 |
| 5/6 | 46 | 38 |
| 7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 11 | 7 |
| 6M | 12 | 9 |
| 12M | 13 | 10 |
| 18M | 14 | 11 |
| 24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 28 | 18 |
| 6M | 30 | 23 |
| 12M | 33 | 25 |
| 18M | 36 | 28 |
| 24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Estimated arrival
May 02
May 03 - May 05
May 06 - May 09
Silly Geese Cyclists Don’t Go To Heaven 2025 Shirt
Ride Fast. Sin Hard. Stay Silly.
The Silly Geese Cyclists Don’t Go To Heaven 2025 Shirt is for those who live life in the bike lane — recklessly, hilariously, and with zero apologies. Whether you’re dodging traffic, blowing through stop signs, or just vibing with unholy cardio energy, this tee is your chaotic neutral uniform.
😂 Design Highlights:
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Bold slogan: “Silly Geese Cyclists Don’t Go To Heaven” — pure satire, fully cursed
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Optional “2025 edition” tag for limited-run vibes or year-specific irony
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Retro-style font meets absurdist clipart or cartoonish geese on bikes (optional graphic style for visual punch)
👕 Shirt Specs:
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Super-soft cotton or tri-blend – perfect for biking, lounging, or breaking minor moral codes
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Unisex fit – comfy, true-to-size, and 100% judgment-free
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Durable print – stays strong through sweat, satire, and shame
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Available in ironic colors – like funeral black, heaven white, or sinner’s red
💥 Perfect For:
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Cyclists with an unholy sense of humor
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Shitposters, memeheads, and TikTok fans
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Satirical streetwear fans who like bold, weird statements
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Anyone who’s ever run a red light and laughed about it
🚫🚴 Silly? Yes. Saved? Probably Not.
The Silly Geese Cyclists Don’t Go To Heaven Shirt is loud, unserious, and built for those who ride like there are no consequences — and no clouds waiting above. Wear it. Sin with style
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
- Delivery Time: Standard (3 – 7 Business Days) - Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
- Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
- Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
- Global Shipping Available: Winred ships to over 100 countries, rates & fees may vary by location.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us at [email protected]