| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 31in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
Cankles Mctaco Tits Shirt
$27.95 Original price was: $27.95.$19.95Current price is: $19.95.
Standard U.S. Size Chart
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm |
| 4XL | 86cm | 76cm |
| 5XL | 89cm | 81cm |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 20in |
| 2XL | 28in | 21in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65cm | 41cm |
| M | 66cm | 44cm |
| L | 68cm | 46cm |
| XL | 69cm | 50cm |
| 2XL | 71cm | 53.5cm |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 67cm | 51cm | 88cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 90cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 93cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 95cm |
| 2XL | 78cm | 71cm | 98cm |
| 3XL | 82cm | 76cm | 99cm |
| 4XL | 84cm | 82cm | 100cm |
| 5XL | 86cm | 86cm | 102cm |
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 18 |
| M | 28 | 20 |
| L | 29 | 22 |
| XL | 30 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 46 |
| M | 71 | 51 |
| L | 74 | 56 |
| XL | 76 | 61 |
| 2XL | 79 | 66 |
| 3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 |
| M | 74 | 51 |
| L | 76 | 56 |
| XL | 79 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 | 17 |
| M | 26 | 19 |
| L | 27 | 21 |
| XL | 28 | 23 |
| 2XL | 29 | 25 |
| 3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65 | 44 |
| M | 66 | 49 |
| L | 69 | 54 |
| XL | 71 | 59 |
| 2XL | 72 | 64 |
| 3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 15 |
| S | 19 | 16 |
| M | 20 | 17 |
| L | 21 | 18 |
| XL | 22 | 19 |
| 2XL | 23 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 46 | 39 |
| S | 49 | 40 |
| M | 50 | 42 |
| L | 52 | 44 |
| XL | 53 | 46 |
| 2XL | 55 | 49 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68cm | 51cm | 85cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 88cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 90cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 93cm |
| 2XL | 79cm | 71cm | 95cm |
| 3XL | 81cm | 76cm | 98cm |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 22in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm | 85cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm | 89cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm | 93cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm | 97cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm | 100cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm | 100cm |
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 15 | 12 |
| 3T | 16 | 13 |
| 4T | 17 | 14 |
| 5/6 | 18 | 15 |
| 7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 38 | 30 |
| 3T | 41 | 33 |
| 4T | 43 | 36 |
| 5/6 | 46 | 38 |
| 7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 11 | 7 |
| 6M | 12 | 9 |
| 12M | 13 | 10 |
| 18M | 14 | 11 |
| 24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 28 | 18 |
| 6M | 30 | 23 |
| 12M | 33 | 25 |
| 18M | 36 | 28 |
| 24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Estimated arrival
Mar 28
Mar 29 - Mar 31
Apr 01 - Apr 04
Cankles Mctaco Tits Shirt – Bold, Edgy Statement Tee
Make a statement and show off your wild sense of humor with the Cankles Mctaco Tits Shirt. Perfect for fans of absurd, irreverent, and edgy humor, this tee is for those who don’t mind turning heads and sparking laughs wherever they go.
A Shirt for the Fearless
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Comfort Meets Chaos
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Parties and casual hangouts
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Everyday wear for those who love absurd humor
✨ Features:
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Unisex fit – Comfortable for all-day wear
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Conversation starter – Guaranteed to turn heads
Why This Shirt Works
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Join the Fun
Wear it proudly, make people laugh, and embrace your wild side. The Cankles Mctaco Tits Shirt is more than apparel—it’s a bold, unfiltered expression of personality.
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- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
- Delivery Time: Standard (3 – 7 Business Days) - Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
- Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
- Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
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