I would dropkick a child for a snickers T-shirt

If you’re searching for the ultimate gift for the Snickers aficionado in your life, look no further than the I Would Dropkick a Child for a Snickers shirt. It’s the perfect way to show them that you support their borderline psychotically obsessive love for the candy bar. Just be sure to warn them that wearing the shirt might result in a sudden increase in the number of children in their vicinity who mysteriously sustain soccer-ball-shaped bruises.
The I Would Dropkick a Child for a Snickers shirt is a testament to the imaginative genius of Tee Hand US, the purveyors of all things witty and absurd in the world of fashion. They’re the masterminds behind an array of shirts that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing out loud simultaneously. So, whether you’re looking to declare your love for Snickers, poke fun at the absurdity of daily life, or simply confuse and bewilder those around you, Tee Hand US has got you covered.

• Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
• Delivery Time: Standard (3 – 7 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
• Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
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