| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 31in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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I Would Dropkick A Child For Espresso Martini shirt
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Standard U.S. Size Chart
Popular Tee - Unisex
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm |
| 4XL | 86cm | 76cm |
| 5XL | 89cm | 81cm |
Women's Tee Shirt
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 20in |
| 2XL | 28in | 21in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65cm | 41cm |
| M | 66cm | 44cm |
| L | 68cm | 46cm |
| XL | 69cm | 50cm |
| 2XL | 71cm | 53.5cm |
Unisex Hoodies
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 67cm | 51cm | 88cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 90cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 93cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 95cm |
| 2XL | 78cm | 71cm | 98cm |
| 3XL | 82cm | 76cm | 99cm |
| 4XL | 84cm | 82cm | 100cm |
| 5XL | 86cm | 86cm | 102cm |
Unisex V-Neck
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 18 |
| M | 28 | 20 |
| L | 29 | 22 |
| XL | 30 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 46 |
| M | 71 | 51 |
| L | 74 | 56 |
| XL | 76 | 61 |
| 2XL | 79 | 66 |
| 3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Unisex Tank Top
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 |
| M | 74 | 51 |
| L | 76 | 56 |
| XL | 79 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Women's V-Neck
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 | 17 |
| M | 26 | 19 |
| L | 27 | 21 |
| XL | 28 | 23 |
| 2XL | 29 | 25 |
| 3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65 | 44 |
| M | 66 | 49 |
| L | 69 | 54 |
| XL | 71 | 59 |
| 2XL | 72 | 64 |
| 3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Racerback Tank Top
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 15 |
| S | 19 | 16 |
| M | 20 | 17 |
| L | 21 | 18 |
| XL | 22 | 19 |
| 2XL | 23 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 46 | 39 |
| S | 49 | 40 |
| M | 50 | 42 |
| L | 52 | 44 |
| XL | 53 | 46 |
| 2XL | 55 | 49 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68cm | 51cm | 85cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 88cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 90cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 93cm |
| 2XL | 79cm | 71cm | 95cm |
| 3XL | 81cm | 76cm | 98cm |
Unisex Long Sleeve
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 22in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm | 85cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm | 89cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm | 93cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm | 97cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm | 100cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm | 100cm |
Toddler T-Shirt
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 15 | 12 |
| 3T | 16 | 13 |
| 4T | 17 | 14 |
| 5/6 | 18 | 15 |
| 7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 38 | 30 |
| 3T | 41 | 33 |
| 4T | 43 | 36 |
| 5/6 | 46 | 38 |
| 7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Baby Onesie
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 11 | 7 |
| 6M | 12 | 9 |
| 12M | 13 | 10 |
| 18M | 14 | 11 |
| 24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 28 | 18 |
| 6M | 30 | 23 |
| 12M | 33 | 25 |
| 18M | 36 | 28 |
| 24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Estimated arrival
Dec 23
Dec 24 - Dec 26
Dec 27 - Dec 30
Description
I Would Dropkick A Child For Espresso Martini shirtI Would Dropkick A Child For Espresso Martini shirt 
I Would Dropkick A Child For Espresso Martini shirt 
I Would Dropkick A Child For Espresso Martini shirt 
I Would Dropkick A Child For Espresso Martini shirt
I Would Dropkick A Child For Espresso Martini Shirt
Indulge in the ultimate caffeine-fueled fashion statement with our “I Would Dropkick A Child For Espresso Martini” T-shirt. This bold and witty tee is a must-have for any coffee enthusiast who appreciates a touch of dark humor.
Features:
Premium cotton blend for exceptional comfort and durability
Vibrant, eye-catching print that will turn heads
Classic crewneck design for a timeless and versatile look
Available in a range of sizes to fit all body types
Benefits:
Express your love for espresso martinis in a unique and unforgettable way
Make a statement that reflects your edgy and unapologetic personality
Start conversations and break the ice with fellow coffee lovers
Enjoy the compliments and admiration you’ll receive for your bold fashion choice
Value:
This T-shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a symbol of your unwavering devotion to the perfect espresso martini. It’s a conversation starter, a mood booster, and a reminder to always prioritize your caffeine fix.
Call to Action:
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to own this iconic T-shirt. Order yours today and let the world know that you’re not afraid to dropkick a child for a delicious espresso martini.
Shipping Information
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
- Delivery Time: Standard (3 – 7 Business Days) - Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
- Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
- Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
- Global Shipping Available: Winred ships to over 100 countries, rates & fees may vary by location.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us at [email protected]