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Touch My Coffee and I'll Slap You so Hard that even Google won't Find You Santa Tee Shirt

Touch My Coffee and I’ll Slap You so Hard that even Google won’t Find You Santa Tee Shirt

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Standard U.S. Size Chart

Size Length Chest
S 28in 18in
M 29in 20in
L 31in 22in
XL 31in 24in
2XL 32in 26in
3XL 33in 28in
4XL 34in 30in
5XL 35in 32in
Size Length Chest
S 71cm 46cm
M 74cm 51cm
L 76cm 56cm
XL 79cm 61cm
2XL 81cm 66cm
3XL 84cm 71cm
4XL 86cm 76cm
5XL 89cm 81cm
Size Length Chest
S 25in 16in
M 26in 17in
L 26.5in 18in
XL 27in 20in
2XL 28in 21in
Size Length Chest
S 65cm 41cm
M 66cm 44cm
L 68cm 46cm
XL 69cm 50cm
2XL 71cm 53.5cm
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 27in 20in 34.5in
M 28in 22in 35.5in
L 29in 24in 36.5in
XL 30in 26in 37.5in
2XL 31in 28in 38.5in
3XL 32in 30in 39in
4XL 33in 32in 39.5in
5XL 34in 34in 40in
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 67cm 51cm 88cm
M 71cm 56cm 90cm
L 74cm 61cm 93cm
XL 76cm 66cm 95cm
2XL 78cm 71cm 98cm
3XL 82cm 76cm 99cm
4XL 84cm 82cm 100cm
5XL 86cm 86cm 102cm
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26
3XL 32 28

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 69 46
M 71 51
L 74 56
XL 76 61
2XL 79 66
3XL 81 71

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 71 46
M 74 51
L 76 56
XL 79 61
2XL 81 66
3XL 84 71

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 25 17
M 26 19
L 27 21
XL 28 23
2XL 29 25
3XL 30 27

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 65 44
M 66 49
L 69 54
XL 71 59
2XL 72 64
3XL 74 69

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 18 15
S 19 16
M 20 17
L 21 18
XL 22 19
2XL 23 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 46 39
S 49 40
M 50 42
L 52 44
XL 53 46
2XL 55 49

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 27in 20in 33.5in
M 28in 22in 34.5in
L 29in 24in 35.5in
XL 30in 26in 36.5in
2XL 31in 28in 37.5in
3XL 32in 30in 38.5in
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 68cm 51cm 85cm
M 71cm 56cm 88cm
L 74cm 61cm 90cm
XL 76cm 66cm 93cm
2XL 79cm 71cm 95cm
3XL 81cm 76cm 98cm
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 28in 18in 33.5in
M 29in 20in 35in
L 30in 22in 36.5in
XL 31in 24in 38in
2XL 32in 26in 39.5in
3XL 33in 28in 39.5in
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 71cm 46cm 85cm
M 74cm 51cm 89cm
L 76cm 56cm 93cm
XL 79cm 61cm 97cm
2XL 81cm 66cm 100cm
3XL 84cm 71cm 100cm
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
2T 15 12
3T 16 13
4T 17 14
5/6 18 15
7 19 16

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
2T 38 30
3T 41 33
4T 43 36
5/6 46 38
7 48 41

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
New Born 11 7
6M 12 9
12M 13 10
18M 14 11
24M 15 12

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
New Born 28 18
6M 30 23
12M 33 25
18M 36 28
24M 38 30

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

Estimated arrival

Apr 29

Apr 30 - May 02

May 03 - May 06

SKU: 746021 Category: Tag: Brand:

This shirt is the best gift For the birthday, Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day, Halloween Day, Thanksgiving or Christmas gifts! Great Valentines Day gift for your boyfriend. Funny and sarcastic sayings and quotes novelty graphic t shirts make a great gift if your dad is the best or greatest father in the whole entire world, cool Tees for Hubby, Boyfriend, Partner, Pops, Pawpaw, Papi. Funny Unique mens retirement, fathers day, christmas or birthday gift for dad, husband or father, it doesn’t matter if you’re a proud grandpa, daddy, papa, grandfather or step dad. Perfect Birthday Gift Idea for Men / Women / Kids .Awesome present for dad, father, mom, brother, uncle, husband, wife, adult, son, youth, boy, girl, baby, teen, friend cday / Christmas Day.

  • Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
  • Delivery Time: Standard (3 – 7 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
  • Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
  • Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
  • Global Shipping Available: Winred ships to over 100 countries, rates & fees may vary by location.
  • If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us at [email protected]
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